Nobody is going to the movies in Italy and the whole Italian film world is pretty dead right now.  I’m getting ready for Venice; the lineup is coming out this week and I’ll be bragging about that soon enough, don’t worry.

In the meantime, it’s rerun day. FInd your ideal match – Who will you be making out with in a gondola?

Riccardo Scamarcio, Carlo Verdone, Silvio Muccino, or Raol Bova

Take This Quiz to Find Your Ideal Italian Movie Star Boyfriend!

Ladies – have you been wondering which Italian actor to have an affair with? This quiz should make it easier for you decide about which guy to move to Italy for. And have you noticed that Luigi Lo Cascio is not one of the choices? Hands off, he’s mine.

multiple choice:

1) I like a younger man.

a) certo! sure do!
b) ma dai! I’m no cougar
c) ma che dici? I’m young and I want someone my age
d) chi se ne frega? If he’s hot, who cares?

2) When I move to Italy to live with my Italian movie star boyfriend I want to :

a) Live in Bari to be near his mom – he’s an old-fashioned guy
b) Hang out with his famous relatives,like Christian De Sica (Vittorio’s son)
c) Go to the stadium just to make fun of sports fans – he’d rather be at a 50 Cent concert
d) Move in with his him, his wife, and his children – he’s married

3) I like an actor who:

a) has played a gay guy ; he’s comfortable with his masculinity
b) always seems to be in need of psychotherapy in his movies
c) can play someone who is not self confident – even though he is really hot
d) looks even hotter wearing glasses

4) My Italian movie star boyfriend and I will share the love of:

a) fishing
b) classic rock
c) rap and hip hop
d) swimming
So, if you really want me to choose your new Italian movie star boyfriend CLICK HERE.

What’s the difference – they’re all famous and good-looking!