My Selfie Collection Is All Italian And Growing

You have to understand; I am not the kind of person to even say the word “selfie”. I spent years refusing to “high five” and “fist bump”. I never say the word “awesome” unless something is truly “awe-inspiring”. ( My grilled cheese sandwich is not “awesome”.) And I text, but I refuse to type “u” for “you” and thx for “thanks”. How much time does that save? No tattoos for me, no siree bob.

But I have taken to selfies, or “self-portraits”, as my friend Gilles likes to call them. I love them because it’s proof positive that I met someone famous and I’m obviously very star-struck when it comes to Italian actors and directors (I once pushed passed George Clooney to get to Filippo TImi, so what does that say?)

Anyway, my collection is growing, and I love to show it off, so hear ya go: